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kidney-stoner:

jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

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tastefullyoffensive:

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

rubzss:

cuntr0lable:

whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

fuck me please.

me first

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recklessandclassy:

love that stufffff.

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